Aussie mtbers take over the world

It was a massive weekend on the bike. Well, not for me personally. I’ve been a little bit stymied by a mild case of benign positional vertigo which is a PITA.

So while I did manage a nice spin around some bike paths, as preparation for a Queensland Cyclocross social ride, I did not join the Saturday road bunch, or do a proper mtb ride Sunday.

But if I’m all full of weak excuses on my own behalf, I am also ABSOLUTELY STOKED about the performances of Australian mountain bikers, racing at the highest level in Europe.

We are all sick of hearing from cycling commentators that Cadel Evans is a former mountain biker. Every time he goes around a corner without falling off, it is attributed to his skills from “his days as a top mountain biker”.

And until yesterday, Cadel was the only Australian to have won a round of the mountain bike cross-country World Cup. Plenty of Aussies have won World Cup rounds in other mtb disciplines such as downhill and four-cross, but the cross-country has been dominated by Euro pros since the 1990s when Switzerland’s Thomas Frischknecht led the charge.

Things are changing.

And the names of the people who are changing things are Dan McConnell and Rebecca Henderson. They are a team in all senses of the word. They race for Trek, they are a couple, and they both won World Cup races at Albstadt in Germany.

Yes the course had some steep sections! Bec Henderson on her way to victory in under 23 womens at XC World Cup in Germany.

Yes the course had some steep sections! Bec Henderson on her way to victory in under 23 womens at XC World Cup in Germany.

Bec won the under-23 womens in a dominating fashion, taking over the lead after the first lap and going away to the best part of a minute’s lead. In XC races in Australia, this is her usual modus operandi — she is the reigning under-23 Australian champ, and in that race she was actually faster than Peta Mullens who won the open race — but to see her do it to a World Cup field was kinda amazing.

And if we called it quits right there, then combine that with Cadel’s continued great form in the Giro and it’s cause for celebration.

But the next night was the mens XC race. Dan McConnell has been a steady improver in the last couple of years … but in his own words, he was aiming for a top-20 finish for the first World Cup of the year.

It was an eventful race. World champ and defending World Cup winner Nino Schurter had problems early and wasn’t a factor. So the other dominant figure on the XC scene, Julien Absolon powered away from the field, racing this year on a BMC 29er and looking fabulously unstoppable. Until his bike stopped. The derailleur jammed in the muddy conditions, and Absolon basically ripped the rear wheel out of its place. You have to get back to the technical area for mechanical repairs in a mtb race, and Absolon had no chance of that.

So the race was wide open. The Spanish rider Sergio Mantecon got past Fabian Giger and into the lead, and looked good for the win. But with one lap to go, Olympic champ Jaroslav Kulhavy, and Maxim Marotte (France) and McConnell were only 10 seconds behind Mantecon.

I was watching on Red Bull TV on the computer. McConnell had started well, and was racing early in the top 10. Then when Absolon put the hammer down and people tried to go with him, Dan drifted back to about 12th or 13th.

Back as the race went on, he started picking up places each lap. And looking stronger as others were looking tired. And climbing like a machine!

So on the climbs on the last lap, McConnell left Kulhavy and Marotte in his wake, and caught up to Mantecon. He stayed with him on the descent, and then powered past him just before they started the sprint. In the end, McConnell had a sprint and Mantecon had nothing.

Dan is the man.

Dan is the man.

It was one of the best, most exciting cross-country races I’ve seen. The commentators were gobsmacked by McConnell’s win. And he seemed just as surprised as anyone.

Sid Taberlay (former national XC camp, now a veteran, who has had some criticism of MTBA’s lack of success in developing top riders)

And we’re still not done.

This is what gravity enduro racing looks like in Italy. Photo Matt Wragg, Pinkbike.

This is what gravity enduro racing looks like in Italy. Gravesy! Photo Matt Wragg, Pinkbike.

Over at Punta Ala, Italy, was the first round of the Enduro World Series. You knew this was on the agenda, and of course you’ve all been busting to read my review of the event.

And you know I’m not surprised that Jared Graves rode a great race and finished third. He even beat Barel and Clementz in the final stage of the day (Stage 5).

But the big favourite, Fabian Barel (France) beat the original superstar of enduro racing, Jerome Clementz, also from France.

Graves is going to be there right with the big boys all season. And he is so strong, and so determined, and so consistent. He can win this thing, and he sure can win a couple of rounds along the way.

There’s no video coverage to link to yet, but it will show up soon on either Vital MTB or Pinkbike.

A great weekend. C’mon Cadel … now you can win the Giro! You’re an Aussie mountain biker!

Gravity enduro takes over the world

It might be entirely coincidental that gravity enduro racing has become massive in Queensland just at the same time that a Enduro World Series has been launched.

Jared Graves smashing the downhill at Sea Otter this year ... he finished second, microseconds behind World Cup downhill champ Aaaron Gwin.

Jared Graves smashing the downhill at Sea Otter this year … he finished second, microseconds behind World Cup downhill champ Aaron Gwin.

But with SEQ Gravity Enduro about to complete its three-race series, with the last leg at Mt Joyce on Sunday (get out there and race if you possibly can … GE is the perfect type of mtb race for anyone who loves the singletrack), the Enduro World Series is about to get all serious in Italy.

And if you check out who is racing there, it is a who’s who of Australian, American, British and European mountain biking hero figures: Brian Lopes, Steve Peat, Fabian Barel, Nico Vouilloz, Cedric Gracia.

Vital MTB website has a preview of the series.

I am hoping that our local hero Jared Graves gets his name up there. It seems like it is perfect for his blend of amazing downhill speed and power across the ground, in the same way that local XC legend Aiden Lefmann has surprised all the downhill guys by being the best at gravity enduro here.

Not long to wait to find out! Expect good online video coverage on VitalMTB, and Dirt. I wouldn’t bother with Cyclingnews or Cycling Central for this stuff.

Get yourself a memento

Nick O’Donnell was at Bowl-o-cross, as you certainly were as well.

And he took some photos, as is his wont. The gallery is on the Photostore on Roadie.net.au (anyone else slightly amused that some of Nick’s best work on Roadie shows off-road cycling?).

I like this one.

EB and AD dicing in the 'Barefoot' category at Bowl-o-cross. More fun than a barrel full of monkeys. Nicholas O'Donnell photo.

EB and AD dicing in the ‘Barefoot’ category at Bowl-o-cross. More fun than a barrel full of monkeys. Nicholas O’Donnell photo.

Get over there and find one you like, to have and hold and keep forever. To remind you of the day that cyclocross in Queensland went to the next level.

Monday madness: Convicts, bowls, bunnyhops and massive mountains

It was a big weekend in sport!

  • Pushies Galore Bowlocross went into social media meltdown when Robbie McEwen, and a mate of his, Mark Skroblin, turned up. And raced. How freaking cool is that!

It's a good day when you get to meet your hero.

It’s a good day when you get to meet your hero.

  • Brad Norman turned up dressed as He Man. Michael McMahon wore an increasingly skimpy white dress. I was in whites, befitting our location (Holland Park Bowls Club), and sporting a 2000 Sydney Olympic tie. We had a relay race featuring helmet covers as the relay ‘batons’. The fabric covers had animal designs such as panda, frog, chicken, fox, penguin etc. My team were pussycats.
  • I raced against AB and Emma in the ‘Barefoot’ class, which turned out to be great fun, and also meant I could do the live commentary for the main races in which Robbie McEwen was racing. Good call! In our second race, Emma was miked up for live commentary as well, and that was heaps of fun. Until she binned it on some loose gravel and scratched a hole in the Spesh-Lululemon knicks! Tragedy!

There were two step-ups, followed by a steep bank. Robbie and his mate Mark rode them all day. Nobody else could!

There were two step-ups, followed by a steep bank. Robbie and his mate Mark rode them all day. Nobody else could!

Technically speaking this is a mono-hop, not a bunnyhop. Technically speaking, HOLY SHIT HE CAN RIDE.

Technically speaking this is a mono-hop, not a bunnyhop. Technically speaking, HOLY SHIT HE CAN RIDE.

  • Not only did Robbie and Mark ride that bank, and mono-hop like madmen. They also finished each race with a wheelie of at least 30 metres. In the last race, Robbie popped the front wheel into the air, and then proceeded to take both hands off the bars, while still pedalling along. O. M. G.
  • I don’t know how you could top the fun factor at Pushies Galore’s events. Nice work Gavin & Richard!

A guy selling coffee was encouraging the riders with a megaphone. It was that sort of day!

The guy selling coffee was encouraging the riders through his megaphone. It was that sort of day!

  • In faraway Sydney, Imogen smashed it to third place in the Convict 100, one of the major marathons on the NSW scene. And has earnt herself a trip to race in the Transalp mtb stage race in Europe, apparently. I suspect/hope more details will be forthcoming!

Imogen (third) and Naomi (second) chat after the Convict 100. Well, in this pic anyway, Imo's chatting, and Naomi is listening!  (Pic from MarathonMTB.com)

Imogen (third) and Naomi (second) chat after the Convict 100. Well, in this pic anyway, Imo’s chatting, and Naomi is listening! (Pic from MarathonMTB.com)

Other people’s views of Bowl-o-cross:

Excitable man

On the radio, you can’t see me waving my hands around when I talk.

This Great South East segment went to air on Sunday March 31, but I’ve only just got hold of a copy. Critique/heckle me in the comments.

My favourite moment: the fake laughs from both Emmas right at the end after I’ve made a terrible Dad joke about testing positive for caffeine.

Like carrying a restless gorilla on your back for six hours

Mt Baldy, Atherton, in Far North Queensland, hosted the National Marathon XC Championship.

Mt Baldy, Atherton, in Far North Queensland, hosted the National Marathon XC Championship.

The elite men are off and racing in the National XCM championships.

The elite men are off and racing in the National XCM championships.

Last Sunday I raced in the National Cross-Country Marathon (XCM) Championships, held at Atherton in Far North Queensland.

And in a stunning follow up to this post, I can report that elite mountain bikers are amazing athletes, and that some of them are pretty cool people too.

How do I know this? Well, one of them is my friend.

Imogen has had quite a few mentions on this blog in the past. We have only known each other for about a year, but we seem to get on very well … you know how you just click with some people?

So I was fortunate to be able to organise two three-day trips out of Cairns. The first one was for work, with my BQ colleagues Leah and Graeme working on the route and campsites for this year’s Cycle Queensland event, from Mission Beach to Port Douglas. It is going to be a wonderful ride … If you have a chance to come along I promise you won’t regret it!

And the second part of the trip was the XCM champs in Atherton, using the newish trail network just next to the town, Mt Baldy National Park. When I knew I was going, Imogen was the first person I went to, to see whether she was also keen to go.

So it was that on the day before the National XCM champs that I came to be hanging out in the car park at the Mt Baldy trailhead with Imo and some of her mtb friends, all of whom happen to be among the elite riders, people who have won races all over Australia and indeed the world.

And me.

So off we go for a reconnoitre of the course. A full lap of the course would be 32 km and include 1200 metres of vertical ascent. Yep, that means the marathon is about 3.5km of straight up.

So we go for a look at the first single track loop, and assess the situation after that. As soon as the trail pointed upwards, I let the group go. Although that sounds like I had some say in the matter, and we know that’s not true … the group just disappeared up the trail like elite athletes riding away from … someone who isn’t.

But the single track was very cool, and the descents when I got to them were superb. Really flowy, bermy trails.

Mike and Naomi and Peter and Imogen and Graeme and co were all waiting for me at the end of the trail as it rejoined the fire trail. And the was some discussion about how much of the lap to do. The single track section was roughly the first quarter of the lap. It was followed by a BIG fire-road climb, the more climbing, and some rainforest, and more climbing, and finally some downhill singletrack, and a flatter section of new trail to finish.

So some of this discussion happened while they were waiting for me. And the plan was to ride up the massive fire road climb, and then turn back down the singletrack descent.

Of course I wasn’t sure how long the climb was. And I didn’t realise how long it would just go up and up.

So when I eventually got to the top of the climb, the group had long gone. I went back down the fire road and rejoined the trail for the flat section, and got back to the event centre some unspecified time after all the others.

Reconnaissance done. There was plenty of discussion about what category to be in, and how long a full lap would take and how many bottles to carry, or whether to wear a Camelback. I understand all this stuff — I am a mtb nerd too — but it really wasn’t going to make much difference to me. All I needed to know was: could I even finish the half marathon?

So I managed to cajole Imo into a little bit of sight-seeing before heading back to the motel for rest and race preparation, which chiefly revolves around FOOD. And drink I suppose, but mostly food.

The restaurant options in Atherton are limited. Especially for vegetarian elite athletes. Picky vegetarian elite mtb racers.

So it was decided that Imogen would cook. (Note passive voice construction to that sentence which avoids the delicate negotiations that took place)

Imogen is a single woman, lives on her own. And I have rarely seen her eat. And she is as skinny as an elite female mtber, and from what she had told me, her dietary habits might be labelled idiosyncratic. But she told me was a good cook.

And you know what?

Best. Pasta. Dinner. Ever.

With eggplant and spinach and rocket and tomato and broccoli and pesto. We even had sufficient leftovers for the next night, when we were starving following the race.

End of race preparation saga. What follows is the race day itself.

Naomi Hansen and Imogen Smith are great mates. And you might be able to tell, they both ride their bikes A LOT.

Naomi Hansen and Imogen Smith are great mates. And you might be able to tell, they both ride their bikes A LOT.

I was doing the half marathon, one and a half laps (in Male Masters). And Imogen was doing the full marathon, three laps. The cut-off time for starting the last lap was 3pm.

The starts were staggered, and my category got under way at 9.30 am on a warm day in Atherton. By the end of the first singletrack section, I could tell it was going to be a long, hard day.

My preparation for this race, realistically, had been non-existent. And although the downhill singletrack was massive amounts of fun, most of the time would be spent climbing. Not something that appeals to me a lot. Climbing on the mtb is a necessary evil.

But some people — elite mtbers mostly — actually like climbing and are good at it.

On that subject, Imogen had said to me the previous night: “Just let the hill come to you . Take your time and find a rhythm.”

It’s really good advice.

It doesn’t matter where you are in a long mtb race, you end up seeing the same people. The elite riders pass everyone, but the people you are racing “with” are your companions for the whole day.

And so I conversed occasionally with people as we slogged up the steep short hills out on the back of the course. And asked nicely for the track when I caught up again with the super-masters woman who was a better climber than me, but more cautious on the downhills.

And over time, I rode slower and slower, until on any hill I was barely moving forwards. And most downhills I was coasting. It was as though my legs had decided not to contribute to this effort any longer.

And this was before I had even completed one 32km lap. I came to the event village, and pulled over for a can of coke from the canteen, before even completing the lap. As I got going again and passed through the start-finish line, Hayden the commissaire said to me: “But I saw you over there sitting down!”

Meg and Pete were at the feed zone, and Pete lubed my chain and Meg filled my hydration pack. Pete’s race was over early when his shifter broke. And Meg had injured herself on the reconnaissance ride. So these two top-level riders were helping me (and others!) in the pits.

Off I went, with a Coke in my belly and encouragement from Meg. And I cruised as much as I could up the singletrack climb, because I knew that the best section of the course for me was the singletrack descent.

Imo’s longtime friend Mike Blewitt came up to lap me. You don’t know who is coming past you as they approach. But MIke said, “Thanks Andrew” when I got off the track to let him past.

And I thought, for a mad moment, to follow him down the descent. Over my shoulder as the course doubled back on itself, I could see Jodie Willett, another elite rider, who I know a little bit.

So I’m trying to not let Mike disappear away from me, and at the same time I’m anxious to be able to let Jodie through when she needs to get past.

So I’m flat out, flowing the trail, full-on attack position, railing the berms, pumping the downside of bumps, getting as low as I can.

Out of a berm, there’s a rocky section of trail. Then a muddy section, with several deep ruts in the mud. And then a log across the trail, and a tree to the right.

At least four things to process in all of that as I set up for the log, and end up catching the tree with my handlebar and going OTB.

So I’m on the ground, disentangling myself from my bike, as Jodie comes past, barely looks at me (in my imagination, saying “another muppet stacks it”) and disappears out of my life.

Having read Jodie’s race report since, I think she was in a world of pain as well.

This left only the fire road climb as the last major obstacle to me finishing the event. I came out of singletrack at a marshal point, and stopped, slumped over the bars, bike pointed up the hill. The marshals at each checkpoint on the course had a competitor list, and were ticking off numbers as we went past.

So the marshal said to me: “Andrew, you just have to get to the top of this hill and you’ve done it.”

“I know. But it might take a while.”

After a couple of minutes of slumpedness, I got off the bike, and started to trudge up the hill.

Three things happened on the hill. First, while I was still walking, Naomi Hansen came past. Still riding, still looking as strong as ever, but wishing for the end of the event, just the same as me.

Second, I got to a point on the climb where I thought I might be strong enough to ride again. So I got back on the bike, and found if not a rhythm, then at least some forward motion.

And third, a familiar voice from behind me as I was churning slowly up the hill.

“I don’t believe it. Get outta the way Demack! I’ll see you at dinner!”

I gave Imo a big push up the hill as she came past. It gave me a boost as well. Mentally, not physically. I had nothing left physically.

But the top of the hill came along eventually. And after that some sweet sweet downhill. I didn’t care how rough the trail was … it was going down and that was all I cared about.

I finished. Received congratulations from Meg and Pete. Bought a chocolate brownie, and a powerade and a coke from the canteen. Scoffed it all in about five minutes. Still covered in dried mud, I gave my bike a cursory clean. Got changed out of riding kit, but because I was expecting still to ride back to the motel, I left the muddy bike shoes on.

And cheered in Naomi and Imo as they arrived. And anyone else who crossed the line. Heroes all.

The presentations followed. The post-race post-mortem. Where did you go? What happened to you? No, really? What about those leeches/snakes/tree kangaroos/hills/rocks/berms/views/bastards.

What about Jenni Fay? What about that Jason English?

Naomi and Imo post-race.

Naomi and Imo post-race.

Imogen finished 7th in elite women, a result that she was content with. I believe that she will do better and get faster in these events as her ‘comeback’ continues. She is such a talented athlete and an amazing bike rider. The only people who were faster than Imo on the last lap of the marathon were the top two placegetters, Jenny Fay and Jenni King.

I was just happy to have finished the course, still be on two feet and in one piece. And although cramps plagued me for the rest of the time I was conscious on that afternoon/evening, Imo and I still had a great dinner, and icecream, and watched ‘Downton Abbey’ before lapsing into unconsciousness.

The Atherton trails are really good … Ridgey-Didge is the name of Trail 6 and it is a beauty. I am definitely riding there again in September.

More relevant coverage from last Sunday:

And the ‘restless gorilla’ thing? That was how I felt two days later.

Fast riders are fast

Shock news for the bike-riding community on the weekend as fast riders won races.

Prominent long-course cross-country mtb rider Andy Fellows set the tongues awagging yesterday, by winning the Queensland Elite Criterium championships against all the roadies, up on the Sunshine Coast. Andy is a Noosa local, so I guess it made sense to race a crit. Maybe he was training for a mtb race down the track.

And by the way, big congrats to my friend Desrae Cameron, for a second place in the Masters race, mostly against women at least 10 years younger.

Up at Toowoomba, Jared Graves, former world 4-cross champion, who is training for gravity enduro events to be held later in the year in Europe and the USA, once again beat the roadies at a local circuit race.

He was in the area, but sadly for us, he didn’t come out to Mt Joyce for the EMS Gravity Enduro.

Gravity enduro is pretty new up here in the Sunshine State. Thus far former World Cup downhiller Michael Ronning has been the top man, winning pretty much every event till now.

But this format of racing is neither downhill nor cross-country. It is something else in between … pretty much a flat-out shredfest on trails that are usually at the high end of what average mountain bikers ride. And that’s why is it becoming very popular for people like me. You don’t have to have the aerobic fitness needed to be competitive in cross-country racing, and yet it’s not the full-on crazy of downhill. It’s a form of racing that you can enjoy at whatever speed you can ride.

I have ridden with some pretty rapid mountain bikers in the five or six years or so that I have been mountain biking. Tim from FTR came along on our Wednesday morning ride more than a few times. There’s another group that organise their rides on MTB Dirt, a group which includes Oppy and Trail Snail and Andy & Dan & Luke. They are all fearsomely fast, often without even looking like they are trying.

And those are the sorts of people I thought would be the stars of gravity enduro. Tim McCullough races cross country and downhill. And the Oppy/Andy/Dan group have done more than their share of downhill.

But this time, as well as the FTR crew, as well as the Giant riders Ronning and Blackmore, there were also two of the top cross-country riders: Aiden Lefmann and Ben Forbes.

Having experienced for myself the coaching skills of Aido, and been friends for a while now with his equally rapid partner Anna B, it seemed likely to me that Lefmann and Forbes would be at the very least ultra-competitive in this new-ish form of the sport of bike riding. And, as both Fellows and Graves showed in a different environment, fast dudes are fast.

Lefmann won the event, beating Ronning by just four seconds, and Ben Forbes by only one second further back, and Lindsay Klein from FTR only a second slower than him. That’s one wheel out of place somewhere on the many many kilometres of technical singletrack in the race.

Amazing race. Amazing to be there and be part of it. Nice work Ian & Bec!

It was a blast to get out there with Emma and super vollie Barb, and to ride up the hills with Anna B and Erin (who finished in the minor podium places in Elite Women … they cruised up the super-steep Mt Joyce fire road chatting away, while I would labour along in their wake, gasping out mono-syllabic answers when Anna included me in the conversation), and to enjoy the company of all those riders who were just having the most fun on their bikes.

Another friend, Gordy, was there to have a look. And he commented on how many different types of riding/racing he has seen me involved in lately. But I don’t measure up to my friend Aaron (Jaman!), who races road, and cyclocross, and cross-country, and now also gravity enduro. Not even Oppy can match that. (EDIT: See comments for how wrong I am about that!)

Aaron is a fast dude on the bike. Fast riders are fast.

PS Although I am not fast, I am never last. 21st out of 43 in Sport class. In the full field results, on most trails I was about 90th out of 132.

Not new, still exciting

Photo: Pushies Galore.

Photo: Pushies Galore.

I do see it as at least part of my role here as your host and chief correspondent at Briztreadley (all right, all right, only correspondent, hmm that does give me an idea … if there are any Brisbane-based cyclists who used to have a cycling blog and for one reason or another closed it down, and still want to muse about cycling from time to time, just let me know and you can have a guest spot on Briztreadley anytime) to provide content that is not merely chronologically news, but also news in being new news for Brisbane bike-riding.

So the continuing focus on cyclocross may therefore be tiring for some. Because, trendsetter that you are, dear Briztreadley reader, you’ve been sitting up all night watching Belgian commentary on Sporza of World Cup cyclocross races for years and years. You probably make annual trips to Melbourne and ride all the Dirty Deeds CX events.

But for most of the bike riders of Brisbane, cyclocross is relatively new, and more people every time are finding out how much fun it is.

Yesterday we had the second race of the Qld CX Summer Series, at Murarrie. Maybe Easter Saturday wasn’t the bestest day on the calendar, but there were still new folks attending and racing for the first time.

Here’s a stat that so far I think is true: 100% of the people who I know who have tried cyclocross have absolutely enjoyed and can’t wait to do it again.

So if you have been saying to yourself: I wonder why Andrew keeps banging on about cyclocross, maybe I will give it a go sometime, then there here are a couple of possibilities for you to consult your calendar about.

The next and last event in the Summer Series is in two weeks. Saturday 13th April, in the late afternoon / early evening at Chandler velodrome.

Then, in early May, is the one-off not-to-be-missed and possibly never-to-be-repeated Pushies Galore Bowl-o-Cross, at Holland Park Bowls Club. That is going to be amazing … the space for a CX race course there is very small, so the crowd will be able to see the racers the whole time. Brad is working with the Pushies Galore people on the racing format, but it seems likely it will be multiple short races, in some sort of eliminator format. Maybe even handicap races.

Every time I race CX (now such a veteran, I think a grand total of six, maybe seven races) it is much the same. The first two or three laps are an absolute adrenalin blast, going flat chat to establish position, jumping off and on the bike, trying to bunny-hop stuff, finding the limits of adhesion of your tyres on this particular day on this particular course, all at instant maximum heart-rate.

And then, 10 minutes in, you realise than there’s still 20 minutes of the race to go. How will you ever make it to the finish while still riding your bike? And you just dig in deep and find a way to do. Fatigue creeps in, and your first couple of sky-high bunnyhops are replaced by barely lifting the front wheel over the barrier and hoping that the back one doesn’t slam into it so hard that it throws you forward and over the handlebars.

And eventually, some several millennia later, somebody nice says “last lap”, and you dig even deeper and try to hang onto your current placing. Your quads are screaming, your lungs are coming up your throat and out your mouth, your head is down looking at the front wheel.

And so you finally make it to the finish line. Exhausted, elated.

Third place yesterday.

Happy with that!

Floody on his 29er mtb was a very rapid and creditable 2nd place getter. The winner (Karl) was a first-timer, who probably could have raced A grade. And following me home were Emma & Dan (both singlespeeding) and Ian, and then Ernie, on an old road bike, with the skinny tyres. Nice ride Ern!

Me, Karl, Floody (his Mum calls him Darren). B grade podium. I'm still 'in role' as the MC. Goose.

Me, Karl, Floody (his Mum calls him Darren). B grade podium. I’m still ‘in role’ as the MC. Goose.

 

Post Bike Week post

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You know that there’s no week that I enjoy more than Bike Week. For someone who loves bikes and may possibly be slightly ADHD, a different bike event (or several different events) every day for 9 days, is pretty close to heaven.

To be right in the middle of it the whole time is great fun. By the end of it, I’m tired and punch-drunk, but still having a great time. I was fortunate this year that my role for the Big Day (Sunday 24 March, when we had the Coot-tha Challenge and the Great Brisbane Bike Ride, and the Family Fun Ride) was to help manage the start line, and then be the MC for the finish site at South Bank. Easy & cruisy.

But although the Big Rides day is the climax of the week, I find the smaller events to be more fun and more personal and more interesting. My favourites this year were the ones that I was heavily involved in: Cyclocross, of course, and MTB Film Night. I was also heavily invested in the success of the Women’s MTB ride, which I couldn’t go to, not being a woman, and being busy with putting signs out on that day anyway (in case I was tempted to cross-dress or have gender realignment so I could attend).

What I like about this pic is that everyone is smiling, except Besty who has her back to the camera. Nice.

What I like about this pic is that everyone is smiling, except Besty who has her back to the camera. Nice.

I’ve given cyclocross plenty of blog-time already.

MTB Film Night was a triumph in my book. The event was Emma’s idea, and at least 80-90% of what happened was all her vision as well. We turned Epic Cycles into a relaxed and funky movie cinema for the night, with big screen and pizza and beer. About 70 people had a great evening, and during the film itself Emma and Imo and I mostly hung out outside and chatted and relaxed.

It came at the end of the day when we had Ride to Work Day at Brisbane Square, so it turned out to be one of those days where you start work at 5 am and finish at 10.30pm. You don’t want to do that too often. It turns you into a zombie.

Epic in cinema mode. A great night!

Epic in cinema mode. A great night!

So a few days after Bike Week, the zombie aspect is wearing off and I’m starting to feel like I could eat up a few more interesting bike rides soon. Some family circumstances are conspiring to keep me from that just at the moment, but down the track I’m hopeful of reporting on some mtb events, and more CX racing of course, and the occasional dirt-road Audax. Watch this space.

It’s always personal

It was the first cyclocross of the year, and there was lots of fun, and it was a great event, the start of Bike Week, and it seemed like everyone enjoyed it, and there was a really good race in A grade between Darren Nightingale and Matt Williams, and in the open race there was the already famous duel between Emma and Imo that will go down in history and Yannick and Momo the two brothers finished one-two in the Junior race, and the flags and the arch, and the beer and the crowd and the grass and the sun and the sweat.

'Andrew! You are being beaten by a CHILD!' Yeah, I know ... and he is damn fast.

‘Andrew! You are being beaten by a CHILD!’ Yeah, I know … and he is damn fast.

But what you want to know, on my blog is: What was MY race like?

I’m so glad you asked.

It was a very busy day, with quite a lot of Bike-Weeky things to do earlier in the day, and then the set-up of the venue. While Brad and Scott and co were setting up the course, Emma and I set up the PA and the pop-up marquee for the judges, the flags and the start-finish blow-up arch.

And once the racing started I was on the public address system for the Junior and Open races, and occasionally casting increasingly worried glances around the assembled crowd to see who I was going to press-gang into becoming temporary MC during the A & B grade combined race. The answer to that was Darren Flood. The right man in the right place.

So with at least 20 seconds to spare I jumped on my bike, having first pressed my thumb into the tyre … that’s about 30-40 psi. I think.

The A graders look fit and fierce. So all we timid B graders shuffle back out of their way.

The first corner and first straight just leads to the stairs, which are a battleground for A graders. The rest of us funnel into the stairs, and after negotiating an M1-style traffic jam are through and out the other side. Could have done with an easy-listening radio station to pass the time.

The A graders are long gone, and I find myself dicing with Yannick, the youngster who had been way too good in the Junior race. I don’t know how old he is … maybe 13? Anyway, he looks a lot fitter than I do.

But we race each other for a couple of laps, and the second time through the start-finish area, Darren on the mic tells us that we are leading B grade. That was pretty much the signal for me to muck up the next re-mount, and then on the off-camber steep section of the course lose my front wheel and fall off.

At this point Imogen, spectating with the same enthusiasm that she earlier brought to racing, screams at me: “Andrew!!! You are being beaten by a CHILD!!”

Fabulous heckle.

So from first, I slid straight to fifth. Which was probably the right spot anyway. Clinton, the eventual winner, had worked his way through the B grade traffic and was clearing out. Yannick was dicing with Paul (father of one of the kids he had beaten in the Junior race) and Ron from Balmoral.

Paul had family revenge on Yannick by finishing second, but Yannick held down third.

A few times that group of three looked close enough that if I could just put my foot on the gas I might latch onto the back of the group. But when I tried to “step on it” I realised very quickly that I was already at my limit.

Cyclocross is like that.

I’m so pleased that we put on a good event. And I am even more pleased that the racing was fun for all. And that I have the chance to do maybe six or seven of these races this year.

Two days later, this morning I still had some sore or tight muscles. More training needed!